December 8th with 48,876 notes | reblog
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 2004 (dir. Michel Gondry)
December 8th with 357,176 notes | reblog
periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder
December 8th with 101,611 notes | reblog
So I am socially required to shave my legs and armpits but white boys aren’t socially required to shave their stringy greasy failed mini moustaches?
December 8th with 64,449 notes | reblog
i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
December 8th with 10,767 notes | reblog
The story of my life
I take her home
I drive all night to keep her warm
And time… is frozen
December 7th with 16,823 notes | reblog
kiss me!! tell me i’m cute!!!! applaud my existence!!!!!!
December 7th with 75,493 notes | reblog
Best Pope story yet?
Pope Francis has been sneaking out of the Vatican at night to serve the homeless.
The Pope for people who don’t like popes strikes again.
HE WAS ALSO A BOUNCER AT A NIGHTCLUB
Pope Francis has also shed the trappings of wealth that generally accompany his position (golden cape, ornate throne) in favor of white threads and a simple wooden chair. He’s also the first Pope to wash a woman’s feet, insisting that it’s what Jesus Christ would have done. Even if you’re not religious you can appreciate that this is a genuinely good man, and a wonderful leader of the Catholic Church.
I’m not Christian but I’ll never pass up an opportunity to reblog something about Pope Francis. I think he’s completely awesome. he actually does the things the pope SHOULD be doing, not wearing fucking golden sheets and sitting on a golden fucking throne. the man actually tries to live like Christ and that’s pretty amazing to me, since 99% of the Christians I’ve ever met don’t. four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis.
HE WAS A BOUNCER WHAT
OMG WE TALKED ABOUT THIS ON OUR SOPHOMORE RETREAT AT MY SCHOOL!! (i go to a catholic school)
December 7th with 30,708 notes | reblog
i fucking hate that “instant messaging and texting are destroying our social skills” like fucking nah bruh
no one except the deepest basement dwellers actually substitute texting for real interaction
boo fucking hoo, i can’t currently hang out with a friend in person so…